It'll Be Fun, They Said

It'll Be Fun, They Said

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It'll Be Fun, They Said
It'll Be Fun, They Said
Sorry I'm Late, I cannot lift heavy things

Sorry I'm Late, I cannot lift heavy things

and my uterus is over-heating

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I used to be obsessed with the name Clementine, but was saddened to meet some real life ones in England and find out this name was inevitably shortened to Clem or Clemmie, which is just far too close to “phlegm” for me. My imaginary daughter shall sadly not be named this and will remain my favorite name from when I was 8: Ariel.

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