Hi! I'm a new reader. The way your words make me feel as though I'm *right there* is so powerful. Thank you for this. Your storytelling is the best kind of escapism.
My hot husband had ex's (still) calling, texting, and flirting after we were married. I finally stomped my feet and said no more. Yeah, he's got the hotness factor and upper hand in our marriage. Each time he walks through our door I remind myself that his hotness is even more steamy on the inside. I'm the luckiest 65-year old woman ever, to have landed his hotness at 62! Great read, I loved it! Thanks for your work.
God. I didn’t know I was waiting for this, but I really really was! I adore this bookstore, thank you for making my morning full of laughter and on the lookout for anything ‘hot’ ha!
Ok, ok. So, we agreed on your last post on an 8 character contemporary romance bookshop series. How can I support you in this? Virtual co-work? Early reader? Regular boxes of maple syrup shipped direct from Canada? You name it, I’ll do it.
I just saw your comment pop up and was confused as thought I’d commented on something! Hello, lovely of you to say hi. I’m a Murphy by marriage and my first name is double barrelled so always called Julie-Ann, never Julie… well, when people don’t appreciate how a hyphen works that is! Though I often get Gillian, Julian, Julia, Julia-Ann and once, Ann-Marie 🤭😂🤷🏼♀️
I found you!!! I didn't realize I'd been waiting to find you for so long!
I hate to admit, I had no idea who you were. Your publication was one of those add-on options after subscribing to someone else. I read "Tales from a tiny indie bookshop..." and thought, "Yes, please!" This was exactly what I was missing today. Thanks, Jess!
Now to scour your archives, or maybe I should pace myself, leaving them as little treats I allow myself to consume after I've finished each day's task list. 😉
This had me giggling, and feeling like we're just hanging out in the bookshop. I pictured Meg Ryan and her employees in You've Got Mail, just enjoying each other's company, checking out hot customers. So fun.
How do you have me howling at every paragraph Jess?! This is so very good and so quotable but Notes only let's me highlight one quote - I can't make these kinds of decisions. Absolutely dying to know who the hot actor is (even though there's a fair chance I won't know him) - I'm Whatsapping you for this intel right now!
New reader and binging all of your posts - truly laugh out loud content. My takeaway from this one is that your bookstore needs to host a singles bookclub (asking for a friend... 😂)
Right. That’s it, Jess. I’ve made a decision. The pleasure I’ve been receiving from your writing is practically obscene. Your book is now at the very top of my Christmas wish list. Thank you for brightening everything.
Funny and cute. Even to a very old person like me. I had to look up Mr Chalamet and....not hot. Needs a meal and a comb. I was rather hoping the hot actor might turn out to be Tom Cullen, but I think he's probably a couple decades too old..... I don't want to depress you but you will find as you get older that the already poor ratio of hot men to lovely women just dwindles away to nothing...
You have no idea how unhappy it makes me to be told that. I think it was the full beard as Thomas Seymour in Becoming Elizabeth that had me hoping that he might be within 25 years of me but 38 is positively child-like. Heigh ho. Something else about getting older - the chaps you think are hot are ALWAYS indecently too young.
That phenomenon is not restricted to women, I’m afraid.
But at least it’s more acceptable for women. For me, I know I’d be labeled as a ‘filthy pervert,’ for commenting on such things. At this point I’m 50, and I know I’m at least a decade away from the hazy, undefined edge of ‘dirty old man.’
Someone get this woman in a writers’ room now!!! This bookstore will be Netflix famous soon, mark my words🥳
down to watch a series about this bookstore not gonna lie
Sames x
I was literally just thinking: “she’s going to sell film rights from her substack” then I read your comment. It’s only a matter of time!
I had the SAME exact thought. And I hope really so!
Hi! I'm a new reader. The way your words make me feel as though I'm *right there* is so powerful. Thank you for this. Your storytelling is the best kind of escapism.
My hot husband had ex's (still) calling, texting, and flirting after we were married. I finally stomped my feet and said no more. Yeah, he's got the hotness factor and upper hand in our marriage. Each time he walks through our door I remind myself that his hotness is even more steamy on the inside. I'm the luckiest 65-year old woman ever, to have landed his hotness at 62! Great read, I loved it! Thanks for your work.
I doubt if I’m a hot husband but I hope my wife says words like these when I’m not around.
God. I didn’t know I was waiting for this, but I really really was! I adore this bookstore, thank you for making my morning full of laughter and on the lookout for anything ‘hot’ ha!
The mildew sweater!!! I’m dying!!!!
Maybe the girlfriend gave him the smelly sweater and he's only wearing it to be polite.
Ok, ok. So, we agreed on your last post on an 8 character contemporary romance bookshop series. How can I support you in this? Virtual co-work? Early reader? Regular boxes of maple syrup shipped direct from Canada? You name it, I’ll do it.
Taylor Swift tickets, Amanda. The lottery was not kind to me.
Well, I mean, that feels like a comparable trade.
I mean, we could go TOGETHER. I’m not a monster!
Wait, wait, I need to get TWO tickets now? I mean, I was willing to give a kidney to this series, but I need the other one.
This is where my head went to as well. Clearly previously-hot coffee guy is a big part of the film!
Because I'm old I had to google Timothèe Chalamet. But I can still get this whole story. Wise and witty!
I only know said hot man as my 17 year old has been crushing on him for years now. Wonka 🤷🏼♀️
I’m also Julie Ann Murphy, with a married Seavy attached. Had to say hello when I saw your name!!
I just saw your comment pop up and was confused as thought I’d commented on something! Hello, lovely of you to say hi. I’m a Murphy by marriage and my first name is double barrelled so always called Julie-Ann, never Julie… well, when people don’t appreciate how a hyphen works that is! Though I often get Gillian, Julian, Julia, Julia-Ann and once, Ann-Marie 🤭😂🤷🏼♀️
I found you!!! I didn't realize I'd been waiting to find you for so long!
I hate to admit, I had no idea who you were. Your publication was one of those add-on options after subscribing to someone else. I read "Tales from a tiny indie bookshop..." and thought, "Yes, please!" This was exactly what I was missing today. Thanks, Jess!
Now to scour your archives, or maybe I should pace myself, leaving them as little treats I allow myself to consume after I've finished each day's task list. 😉
This had me giggling, and feeling like we're just hanging out in the bookshop. I pictured Meg Ryan and her employees in You've Got Mail, just enjoying each other's company, checking out hot customers. So fun.
Yay!! You found me!!
Read this and laughed out loud. Looked in the mirror and said: "Yep, I still got it." (The fact that I'm 65 and lost it years ago, is irrelevant.)
How do you have me howling at every paragraph Jess?! This is so very good and so quotable but Notes only let's me highlight one quote - I can't make these kinds of decisions. Absolutely dying to know who the hot actor is (even though there's a fair chance I won't know him) - I'm Whatsapping you for this intel right now!
That's hot. This whole newsletter this week was smart and funny. Thank you for spilling some real truths.
This is so good - delicious and charming and funny and excellently paced. Off to read everything you’ve ever written
oh, thank you!!!! that's so kind!! xx
New reader and binging all of your posts - truly laugh out loud content. My takeaway from this one is that your bookstore needs to host a singles bookclub (asking for a friend... 😂)
Right. That’s it, Jess. I’ve made a decision. The pleasure I’ve been receiving from your writing is practically obscene. Your book is now at the very top of my Christmas wish list. Thank you for brightening everything.
oh, that is such a kind thing to say!!!!! Thank you so much xx
Funny and cute. Even to a very old person like me. I had to look up Mr Chalamet and....not hot. Needs a meal and a comb. I was rather hoping the hot actor might turn out to be Tom Cullen, but I think he's probably a couple decades too old..... I don't want to depress you but you will find as you get older that the already poor ratio of hot men to lovely women just dwindles away to nothing...
Tom Cullen is...38! This actor is in his 30s. Similar look!!
You have no idea how unhappy it makes me to be told that. I think it was the full beard as Thomas Seymour in Becoming Elizabeth that had me hoping that he might be within 25 years of me but 38 is positively child-like. Heigh ho. Something else about getting older - the chaps you think are hot are ALWAYS indecently too young.
Don’t try watching The Summer I Turned Pretty....
That phenomenon is not restricted to women, I’m afraid.
But at least it’s more acceptable for women. For me, I know I’d be labeled as a ‘filthy pervert,’ for commenting on such things. At this point I’m 50, and I know I’m at least a decade away from the hazy, undefined edge of ‘dirty old man.’
I REALLY want to know if very handsome famous actor is who I think it is. I hope his butt warmth was everything you imagined 🍑😅
i may or may not have texted jori "i'm pregnant now" after sitting there
🤣🤣🤣 you're hilarious (although I could have texted that !)
😂😂😂😂😂