Archive - It'll Be Fun, They Said

Sorry I'm Late, I cannot lift heavy things

and my uterus is over-heating

May 22 •

December 2024

Sorry I'm Late - I am a criminal

but I am not the bad guy

Dec 19, 2024 •

August 2024

Sorry I'm Late - I have shingles

and nearly killed a man named Gregg

Aug 8, 2024 •

June 2024

Sorry I'm Late - I was ruining a man's day

several men's days, actually

Jun 18, 2024 •

March 2024

Sorry I'm Late - I was crying at a comedy show

while not sitting by Lena Dunham

Mar 21, 2024 •

December 2023

Sorry I'm Late - I was in snowy Finland trying not to get a UTI

the most wonderful time of the year

Dec 21, 2023 •

November 2023

Sorry I'm Late - I was yearning

and being petty

Nov 29, 2023 •

October 2023

September 2023

Sorry I'm Late - I fell in love too young

Did you, too? Anyway, it's autumn and we have cinnamon candles

Sep 26, 2023 •

Sorry I'm Late - I work in a London bookshop now

Welcome to the sequel to Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come

Sep 19, 2023 •

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